September 2010
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January 2010
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December 2009
2 posts
November 2009
9 posts
3 tags
I can haz md, plz?
me: i have to learn some shit,for this test, i think
R: dude learning is for pussies
just tell them what's true
you be the boss
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In a class on Palliative Care
Lecturing doctor: What would happen if we lived forever?
AB: It'd be exhausting.
BE: Why? We'd live like GODS.
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“A children’s story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children’s...”
– C.S. Lewis (via quote-book)
In honor of the late, great Karl Kroeber. A legacy.
February 2009
23 posts
tittup
wordjournal:
verb • /ˈtɪdəp/ • to move with jerky or exaggerated movements.
noun • an impudent or forward woman or girl; a hussy, a minx.
Interestingly enough, I was about to complain about how all my dreams involve me being a part of some sort of brothel lately. Thanks brain, very subtle.
“Every writer I know has trouble writing.”
– Joseph Heller (via everybodycares)
Love. It.
“You are very CLEAN, as usual. As usu—You guys are very consistent in your...”
– Lil Mama. Who else?
A gchat from finals Fall '07 that I repeatedly...
Gold: i just did something really shameful
lol
me: I LOVE HIIIIIIIIIIIIIM
Gold: i was feeling bad about mckinsey not accepting me
me: BUT EVERYDAYI'M LEAAAAARNING
Gold: and so i looked up acceptance rates at cambridge
lol
me: THAT I AM JUST PRETEEEEENDING
WITHOUT MEEEEE
Gold: plus i was feeling dumb
me: HIS WORLD WILL GO ON TURNING!!!!!
Gold: and the stupid interns always made me feel like a bitch
me: A WORLD THAT'S FULL OF HAPPINESS THAT I HAVE NEVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!
Gold: you don't think i'm a bitch right?
like a bitch to work with?
me: i lvoehim.
ilovehim
Gold: no good. i'm gladwe've had this conversation
me: but only on my owwwwwwwwn
Gold: ok back to work
“Now, with respect to Sean Hannity, I didn’t know that he had invited me for a...”
– President Obama today in Elkhart, IN. (via absurdlakefront) (via apsies)
Maybe this is part of the reason why I always feel like maybs I am already friends with Barack Obama.
Oh come on, Pandora. This is an awkward song to...
Rihanna—Breakin’ Dishes
[x4] I don’t know who you think I am He been gone since 3.30 (3.30) Been coming home lately at 3.30 (3.30) I’m super cool, I’ve been a fool But now I’m hot and baby you’re gonna get it Now I ain’t trippin’, I, I ain’t twisted I ain’t demented, well just a little bit (huh) I’m kicking ass,...
“For some reason last year, Heather and I decided that Tilda Swinton should just...”
– The Fug Girls, throwing my morning into PROJECT MODE by trying to figure out my team.
cumberground
wordjournal:
noun • a totally worthless object or person; someone or something that just takes up space.
Is it exceedingly embarrassingly that I love Demi...
Obama Makes Surprise Trip to Read to Children →
And the Obama Lovefest Reblog continues.
apsies:
notthatkindagay:
At the school, the president and Michelle Obama read to a group of second-graders in the school library from a picture book entitled “The Moon over Star,” an account of the first moon landing in July of 1969. An Associated Press report from the scene said that Obama told the students, “We were just tired of being in the White...
Sidenote
When did my tumblr turn into “Obama Reblog” tumblr?
Oh, I remember. When I started being scared of how INTENSELY IN LOVE WITH HIM I AM. And vaguely obsessed.
WatchThis is quite possibly the most fantastic thing to come out of our generation loving Obama as though we own him.
ferrrn:
nicksummers:
kurtsoller:
honestly, this is hilarious.
sarahfrank:
Yes. This is a shameless self-plug.
But please, put down the guacamole, step away from the chip dip, momentarily stop posting Bruce -isms, images and animated gifs, and watch this video.
The NEWSWEEK...
January 2009
63 posts
winter headgear at the inaug
ferrrn:
I’m pretty bad with the technical name for hats, but I did enjoy the stark contrast in the ones the various important men chose to wear. Herbert Walker Bush’s enormous furry thing, Harry Reid’s old school the-one-that’s-a-bit-bigger-than-a-fedora and Justice Antonin Scalia’s pansy beret thing. Scalia’s was the best—you could catch lol-worthy glimpses of it when he stood behind Chief...
preantepenultimate
wordjournal:
adjective & noun • \prē-ˈan-tē-pi-ˈnəl-tə-mət\ • fourth from last
“Dear President Obama,
When you are president, don’t eat junk food. Junk...”
– via McSweeney’s Book of Letters to Obama from 826 Valencia kids
My Dad just GIS-ed Britney's house for me.
My family is full of enablers.
“Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who can...”
– Peter Cochrane (via unalone) (via marco) (via somethingchanged)
“It never hurt as good again.”
– Marc Ecko’s six-word love and heartbreak memoir. Ok, then. (via ferrrn)
And...I'm awkward. →
“I thought my emo little Internet journal would be full of rich and compelling entries about growing up, finding myself, discovering what I wanted to do with my life and the like. Instead, my journal is basically an anthology of awkwardness. I feel like at least 70% of my entries end with one of the following: “God I’m so awkward,” “God my life is awkward,” or...
I don’t think enough people listen to Matt...